Chapter Two Father and Mother Two Sluts

Chapter Two Father and Mother Two Sluts

The ideal image of the father I identified is that of my father, who is upright, cheerful, capable, and friendly to people. He smiles all day, as if always walking in the brightest sunshine.

Otherwise, Uncle Lu is also good. Although his recent performance and image have greatly damaged his good impression of him in childhood, he is really good to himself and is still an ideal father image.

"... Uncle Hu and Uncle Li, both of them are also very good ... Damn, why is my father the kind of person ..."

A big banyan tree appeared in front of him, and Sun Wu no longer ran wild, but punched the tree with one punch. Subconsciously and deliberately lowered the strength, Sun Wu's punching force was not heavy. Although he scored dozens of punches, only the marks of the punch marks appeared on the tree, which did not cause much damage.

Hu Yantu and Li Mubai, although they are not ideal fathers, but at least they are not negative points. However, maybe God doesn't think they deserve a father with a positive image ... "... Then ... you don't have to choose a 'kinky' Thieves ... robbers, thieves, priests, and monks are better than choosing a 'kinky' thief ... rather than letting a 'kinky' thief be my father, then I would rather ... choose the Emperor Wuwu! "

There was a slight cry in the rage, and Sun Wu punched heavily on the big banyan tree, shaking the branches and leaves, shaking the bark at the middle of the boxing, and a few pieces of blood falling with the sawdust.

It should be a shame to cry for this kind of thing, right? Sun Wu had this recognition, so he chose to vent his emotions in such a place where no one was, but his request was strangely answered.

"Did you finally understand your noble blood and identity? Turn your head and call Dad a cry."

An unfamiliar man's accent, Sun Wu was startled, and turned back suddenly. In front of him, he saw a glare of Huang Chengcheng's golden light, the yellow robe reflected in his eyes, a five-pronged golden dragon in the middle soaring into the clouds, and he seemed to be cracking at any time. Clothes fluttered.

"Dragon robe?"

Even if he had never seen the world again, Sun Wu had read the drama story, and knew who the dragon robe was worn on, and his mind was shocked, and he could not move his eyes in disbelief. I wanted to confirm the owner of the dragon robe and see what he had. A face.

On the dragon robe, Sun Wu saw a gorgeous crown with pearls, a majestic mustache with two skimmers, and ... a smile that couldn't be cooked anymore. Xiaoyi was wearing a dragon robe, wearing a crown, and sticking her two-faced Hu Zi's face, which looked very funny, but strode solemnly and spoke to Sun Wu with shaking hands.

"Hi! Son, I am the Emperor Wuwu, what do you think of this dad? I have a harem of three thousand, and I can give you a bunch of moms for free."

Through the voice changer in the throat, Xiao Yan speaks with the voice of an adult man. The majestic tone sounds a bit realistic, but it makes Sun Wu realize how absurd he was.

"Woo ... Woo ... the Emperor Dawu is not OK!"

Tears soared, and I didn't want to be run by Xiao Wu when he saw his embarrassing Sun Wu turned around, but only took a few steps, his feet were suddenly tight, caught by something extremely hard, and he stumbled suddenly and fell to the ground.

"Where are you going? Can you run away to solve the problem? If you run away when you encounter something, you will become a broken hand tramp."

Xiao Yan retracted the steel ring around Sun Wu's ankle and let Sun Wu stand up. After a heavy fall, Sun Wu's body was covered with dust and mud, which was very embarrassing, but the excited emotions cooled down a lot, and people calmed down again.

"Little sister, you shouldn't make fun of other parents!"

"You don't like to joke? Ha, it's really amazing. When Cihang took the lead, the shelf became a lot bigger! Then how about this? A punch first hits you, and then step on your face to explain the truth. Is n't it serious enough? Do you like it better? "

I have been accustomed to intimidation since I was a child. Sun Wu takes Xiao Yan's high attitude for granted. Although she knows that she is not in good health and cannot use magic weapons, Sun Wu still accepts such intimidation "considerately" and suppresses her voice.

"I ... I think it's easier for everyone, don't be serious."

After waking up, there was no point in escaping. Sun Wu and Xiaoyi sat together under the big tree, drank saliva, and began to speak.

"Are parents important? You do n't have parents to raise them, you have n't grown to the same size, it 's too ugly to be hit by such things now."

"It's not like that. Parents and mothers are the root of a person. How can it not be affected? You don't have a father who is a" kinky "thief, of course, it's rumorous."

"Even if it does, I don't think it will have any effect, because I am me. By the same token, Xiao Wu is Xiao Wu, no matter if your father is a 'kinky' thief, a monk, or an emperor of Dawu, as long as you are still Isn't that enough for you? Is there anyone around you that will be different for you because of this? "

In just one sentence, the young man was hung in the air with a steady heart. Similarly, Xiang Ling also said that it is more euphemistic and better, but the problem does not seem to be rhetoric, but the weight of the spokesman. Now, a word from Xiaoyan makes Sun Wu feel like a big stone fell to the ground .

If you think about it, there are not many people around you. Whether it is your father, sister, or several other uncles and uncles, you are convinced that they will not change their attitudes. Is this not enough? In life, it would have been impossible for everyone to like themselves ... "Little sister, thank you, you think so well, I remember you said to me before ..."

Sun Wu remembered that when he was a child, he was in the same situation as Xiaoyi. Two fatherless and motherless children had discussions, often guessing what kind of parents they were. At that time, Xiaoyi did n't feel so relieved about the existence of his parents. Up.

"Hmm? Xiaoyong, who are your parents?"

Different from his own situation, when he was young, he had a vague impression of his parents, but he was too young to speak clearly. Now that he is older, he should be able to find clues based on those impressions. Maybe he can still find him Parents and children know each other.

However, this topic seemed to encounter Xiao Yan's taboo, she almost immediately turned her head and threw a word coldly.

"... both are bitches."

The short words contained a chill-like chill, and Sun Wu kept his mouth shut, so he dared not ask one more question, lest he step on the tiger's tail and be bitten by the angry tiger.

"But ... it turns out Xiaoxi already knows who his parents are ..."

This is really an amazing discovery, but because Xiaoyi obviously didn't want to mention it, Sun Wu turned to ask something more important.

"Xiaoyu, why is your body suddenly uncomfortable? I remember you used to have almost no colds and colds before, and you are also physically unwell. I think the sun is coming out to the west."

"... Do you actually talk to me in this tone, do you really think I have no lethality?"

Sun Wu will definitely not make this kind of mistake. He already fully understood that long ago, whether Xiaoyan can use magic weapon and whether it has lethality is completely different. Even if he cannot use magic weapon, Xiaoyi still has All kinds of magical means make everyone take a big disadvantage.

"Well? In this case, Xiao Yan has had this situation before, and he can't use magic weapon, this is not the first time!"

Think about it carefully. This is actually a matter of course. Xiaozheng did n't use Fabao once she was born. When she first went to Liangshanbo, she was just a lonely and indifferent little girl. As for learning all kinds of magic knowledge, It was a later matter. Before she succeeded in her studies, she also walked step by step. She had also used too much power because she lacked strength and consumed too much.

I do n't know since when Xiao Xiu was accomplished, as if she was no longer limited by common sense. When she used magic weapons, her energy was endless. Other people 's most worrying confidants never existed, and she never used them unscrupulously. This magic weapon has become Liang Shanbo's number one source of 'chaos'. These things ... it's normal to think about it, just because it takes too long and I forget it all.

"Little sister, you are in Liangshanbo ... Who taught you these skills? Is it your sister?"

In the past, Sun Wu was more or less aware of Feng Jie's teaching to Xiaoyi. How could Xiaoyi become a magic weapon developer without the guidance of a master? After the problem was just uncovered by Lu Feiyang, there was no room for denial, so Xiao Yan nodded and confirmed it.

"Half and half. She taught half, not all. You know, she doesn't have a lot of sober teaching."

This is the truth, a drunken drunk who has been drunk all day, expecting her to be sober and serious in teaching, this is not only delusional, but even an illusion at all. However, the elder sister suddenly gained a prominent status and became a big man. This kind of thing was really unacceptable for a while.

"Sanmei God ... This name is weird. It doesn't sound like the Middle-earth people. Sister is one of the Sanmei God. Why has she never mentioned it before and didn't tell me at all?"

"What's the point of telling you? The three beauty gods have a decisive influence on the demise of the Taiping Militarium. Until now, there are still many people who want to find them out, or use their knowledge and technology, or find their revenge. Sister Feng has already hid in Liangshanbo, and of course I don't want you to get in touch with these things again. "

After hearing this from Xiaoyan, Sun Wu suddenly felt a strange feeling. In the past, my sisters always said that because their parents had caused too much right and wrong, and too many enemies, the siblings had to go to Liangshanpo to avoid disasters. But now it sounds that the name of the three beautiful gods is comparable to the important sex. The "kinky" thief is too high. Those complaints are all directed at Feng Jie, which is more credible.

"This may be very 'sexual' because the elder sister's 'sexuality' always likes to push the responsibility to the left and right. Every time I throw the account book on someone else, I never go to the account myself. ... hmm, hmm! "

Suddenly another possible 'sex' came to mind. Although the idea was a little whimsical, Sun Wu decided to ask the question.

"Xiaoyu, you will not get sick when you are in Liangshanbo. You will get sick now, you ... are you sick because you can't leave Liangshanbo?"

The fool has a lot of thoughts, and he will get something. The dull nerds sometimes have amazing occasional thoughts. As soon as this sentence came out, Xiaoyan shook like an electric shock. He immediately turned his head and said fiercely, "Can such a thing be said casually? What are you talking about? How could this be the case, if Even if you are a dull idiot, the world will be irrational. "

He denounced the "color" denial, but in the eyes of his friends who grew up together, this denial was too unnatural in tone and expression, so Sun Wu was sure that his guess was correct, even because of himself Guess right once, and feel greatly wrong.

Does Xiao Yan get sick as soon as he leaves Liangshanpo? This inference is naturally wrong. If there is an accident as soon as he leaves Liangshanbo, then Xiaoyi will have an accident, but ... Contrary to the current situation, it seems that this inference should be corrected as follows: if you leave Liangshanbo too long, it will cause an accident and lose the use of magic Ability!

"Sure enough, this world is still a little natural. How can magic weapons be used without restrictions and people have no burden? Xiao Yan wants to use various magic weapons without restrictions, he must stay in Liangshan Park, otherwise there will be problems over time. It should be How about this?"

As a young girl of Xiaomei's childhood, Sun Wu admits that he knows Xiaoyao's living habits and details, but he knows nothing about it. Sun Wu suddenly feels like a taste, but then think about it again. A major weakness of Auntie is the severity of her life. If she can tell the secret at will, then she really doesn't care if she has a bad head.

"Uh, Xiaoyu, you are obviously in bad health. Why do you stay here all the time and not go back to Liangshanbo?"

Since the cause is not able to leave Liangshanpo for too long, then returning to Liangshanpo is the cure for the root cause. Sun Wu does not understand why Xiaoxiong did not apply the 'medicine' to the disease. Is there anything else that can make her feel uneasy?

"I ... I know, you must be playful and want to play a little longer outside, so you do n't want to go back. Hey, Xiaoyue, you are playing like this and die, if you let your sister know, she It will surely pinch your ears. "

"Oh? Really? Sister Feng heard her words and would want to hold her ears, shouldn't it be mine?"

Hearing Sun Wu's words, Xiaoyan rolled his eyes and replied coldly. With such a dull person for a long time, his temper will become very irritable. If Sun Wu develops the gentle nature of today, it is because he helped Xiaoxi to clean up for a long time. Then Xiaoxi 's personality changed. In this way, Sun Wu can't escape responsibility.

Soon, when Sun Wu's mood was calmed down, and he was ready to go back with Xiaoyu, so that everyone would not worry, then the concubine appeared in front of the two.

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